Spaghetti Sauce of the Ages, well one age...

It's time that I live up to my title as Le Ossum Chef, so here's a recipe that's pretty simple, quick and delicious. Don't worry I've made it a handful of times and I have always received some really good reviews. Here we go:

12-16oz polish or italian sausage (sliced)
3 14.5oz cans of diced tomatoes
3 green onions (chopped)
1 tsp Garlic (minced)
1.5 tsp basil
1/2 tsp marjoram
1/2 tsp oregano
salt and pepper to taste
Grill the sliced sausage in a deep skillet on medium high heat. Cook for about 2 minutes and then flip the slices. when you flip the slices add the green onions and minced garlic. After about a minute start stirring it around until you can see that both sides of the sausage slices are well browned. Add the canned tomatoes and the rest of the seasonings, and reduce the heat to medium. Stir constantly so the sauce doesn't burn at the bottom of the pan. When bubbles start to show up then turn off the heat and taste the sauce. Add salt and pepper at your discretion. Enjoy. If you have any questions don't be afraid to ask no matter how silly you think they are. Until next time.... cook this recipe?

gooberfish

I'm watching this amazing show called 1000 ways to die. Some people are retarded, but a handful of these are really creepy. Like a guy that got some pufferfish poison in him. That only paralyzed him though and he was buried alive. The whole time he was conscious! He could move or anything so he got to watch as his family buried him 8 feet under. Apparently a day or so later he regained some of his motor functions and he tried to claw his way out to the point that he scratched his fingers down to the bone. How did they find this out? Graverobbers dug him up a week after the funeral and found him all stiff and creepy looking with no fingernails and the tips were all bone, and he had a crazy look on his face. Talk about the mother of all nightmares. I've had my fair share of dreams where I was buried alive or something crazy, but I woke up to it being fake. Plus in my dreams I wasn't conscious! Somehow this show is mesmerizing but I think I'm going to be paraniod for a really long time.